2 things you need to know about me.
#1 I love animals.
In fact, I’m a strong proponent of animal rights.
Steak, Pork, Beef you name it!
#2 I always have dessert.
Last night…
I was craving a “healthy” snack to quench my post dinner munchies.
Ice cream?
No… we remember what happened last time. 🚽
Smoothie?
No… too much work to blend everything.
I know!
I can just eat some granola.
It’s healthy, simple, and I don’t even need utensils!
As I was shoveling some granola down my throat…
I noticed something strange as I lifted the bag up to my eyes.
Tiny little black dots swarming everywhere!
Odd… I never knew granola could move.
and I realized:
THERE WERE ANTS IN MY GRANOLA BAG!
I immediately hulk-smashed the bag into the trashcan,
and proceeded to drown out my mouth with a river of sink water.
If I didn’t know that there were ants in my Granola bag…
I would’ve probably finished the whole thing.
Moral of the story?
Ignorance is bliss!
-Brian “Ant-Eater” To
P.S. I try to keep these newsletters as short as possible, but often end up going over 250 words 😂
I’ll try to include a secret Christmas gift in the upcoming editions so keep your inboxes opened!
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